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Name: My Big
Country: Afghanistan
Birthday: 1/31/1900
Gender: Female


Interests: Sucking cock and thinking i got talent.
Expertise: My back hurts from bending over all day and getting pounded up the ass, so bone me like you own me.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Textiles


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Member Since: 10/11/2002

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

My canyonesque cunt is out of commission for a while.  Too much mileage, gonna be in the shop a few weeks for repairs.  In the meantime, if you guys and gals would like some very cool and very FREE stuff...

Copied from that fake ChristinaAguilera's site.  All these celebrity sites are fake.  ALL of them including this one!!!!  Well, if i have to tell you that, i'm surprised you can read and operate the computer you're using. 

Anyway, enjoy the free stuff.


FreeIPod

FreePhotoIPod

FreeMiniMacs

FreeiPodShuffle

Free360XBOX

Free DigitalCameras

FreePSP

FreeFlatScreens

FreeHandBags

FreeDesktopPC

FreeGamingSystem



Thursday, November 18, 2004

Fuck you Bush.
The End.


Sunday, August 29, 2004

Alright... November elections are vastly approaching...

I'll be waiting in the voting booths and giving out free blowjobs only to those who are voting for JOHN KERRY!!!  Feel free to finger my ass and remember to stuff my ballot box.

The only bush you should be voting for is the one between my skanky legs.  Ya'know, the one with the 3 dicks in it.


Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Contest Contest Contest Contest!!!

Winner of the following contest gets to JIZZ in my LEFT EYE!!!

Thats right!  Winner of the following contest will get to squirt those yummy cum drops into J.Ho's EYE!!!

Contest Rules:  Just win so i can get some CUM!!!

Winner will be the one who will correctly guess how many hot dogs i can fit into my crusty puerto rican cunt.  Feel free to use exponents.

The correct number is between "1 too many" and "the number of mexicans crossing the border right now."

ooooh... its food stamps day.. i'ma get my fast ass down to the welfare line before its too late.

byeeeee!


Monday, April 26, 2004

Einstein of the Month:

u r so not j lo so stfu

Posted 4/25/2004 at 12:41 PM by SOCKiE4

I'm not J. Lo?  Really?  You got a cock Sockie4 me?



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